Your cart called. It wants an explanation.
Upload any receipt and get an AI roast in seconds—followed by useful ways to spend less. No login before the first laugh.
Three free roasts each week. Start without a card.
The Cart Roast promise
10 sec
Fast enough to regret it live
A quick roast, not another budgeting spreadsheet.
Your call
Mild to unhinged
The savagery level is always chosen by you.
Private
Receipts are not keepsakes
Raw images are designed to be stripped and discarded after OCR.
From cringe to clarity
A reality check with better punchlines.
Cart Roast turns ordinary line items into a joke worth sharing—and a nudge worth acting on.
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Step 01
Upload any receipt
Drop in a grocery, delivery, or online shopping receipt. OCR reads the line items so the roast can land on the details.
- 2
Step 02
Choose the damage
Move the savagery slider from mild teasing to unhinged commentary. You decide how personal the punchline gets.
- 3
Step 03
Laugh, then save
Cart Roast quietly flags suspicious markups, repeat splurges, and possible savings beneath the jokes.
Then make it shareable
Export a watermarked 9:16 roast card straight to the share sheet.
Pricing without buyer's remorse
Pay only when the jokes become a habit.
Free
For the occasional delivery order that deserves public scrutiny.
- 3 receipt roasts each week
- Mild-to-hot savagery controls
- Share-ready roast cards
- Savings flags when available
Unlimited
per month
Unlimited receipt roasts, full savage mode, and room for every questionable cart decision.
Building a banking or budgeting app? Ask about the white-label roast API.
Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
The receipt already told on you
Might as well make it funny.
Your first roast takes seconds, needs no login, and may finally explain where this month's budget went.